Clegg The Musical

Clegg The Musical

Ahem Let's begin

*Piano Riff*

Last year Britain loved me more than Charlie Sheen loves pills
Now I'm more unpopular than bloody Heather Mills
Pensioners despise me, I'm shafted by the press
He never should have gobbled David Camerons Eton Mess!

*Woops*

I said I'd save the NHS, but he was talking shit
My promises were just as fake as Katie Prices tits
I'm just a Tory poodle humping George and Davids legs
It's bollocks being Liberal when your name is Nick Clegg!